Achievements

Hidden Achievements

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We the Meeple - Participate in a game night hosted by the Board Lords

“It’s basically a participation trophy”

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Founding Father - You’re an original founder of the Board Lords

“That's what I call a real resume builder”

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Red Pill - Become a member of the Board Lords

“...you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes”

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Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner - Win 1st place in game night

“What do you want, a cookie?”

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Double Tap - Win 2 consecutive game nights

“Rule #2: Double tap”

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Turkey - Win 3 consecutive game nights

“Turkey for me. Turkey for you.”

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Frank the Tank - Win 5 consecutive game nights 

“We’re going streaking!!!”

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Bad Luck Chuck - Worst gaming luck imaginable

“You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!”

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Good Luck Chuck - Best gaming luck imaginable

“Never tell me the odds!”

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Europa - End a board game in a tie with another player

"This feels very unamerican"

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Technicality Triumph - End a board game in a tie but then ultimately win due to the established tie-breaker

"The best kind of correct. Technically correct."

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Pirate Pistols - You made a move that was unnecessary and downright mean

“Show them your pirate pistols, Ben”

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Wildmaker - Make a big, gigantic, yuge, enormous, incredible move

“That’s what I call big game energy”

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Epic Fail - Make a horrible game move and it's not due to luck or chance 

"This one's on you, pal"

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Dungeon Crawler Carl - Participate in a dungeon crawler/campaign style game with the Board Lords

"They can't cast their spells when you're punching them in the face"

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Wood for Sheep - Win 5 negotiation games

“I have no wood for your sheep”

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Lord of War - Win 5 war games

“Only the dead have seen the end of war”

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Ricky Bobby - Win 5 racing games

“If you ain’t first, you’re last”

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Master Flicker - Win 5 dexterity games

“You flick it real good”

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Palpatine - Win 5 hidden traitor games

"Something something dark side of the force..."

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Middle Management - Win 5 worker placement games

"Yeeeaaaah, I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday, too"

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Decked Out - Win 5 deck building games

"Every day I'm shufflin'"

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Manifest Destiny - Win 5 area control games

"It's not greed if it's strategically necessary"

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Leader of the Woodland - Win 5 games of Root

"I'm not even on the board!"

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Lady Topanga - Defeat the Lady of the Board in a board game

“She’s the worst”

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Worst to First - Go from last place to first place in a game in spectacular fashion 

“Call an ambulance, but not for me!”

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Butt Goblin - Make an annoyingly lengthy yet epic combo in a game

“It just keeps going and going and going…”

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Analysis Paralysis - Take an abnormally long time deciding what to do on your turn

“Is it my turn yet?”

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Smaug Alert - Have a large amount of unused coins and/or resources at the end of a game

"Hoarding disorder is a real thing, you know..."

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“Et tu Brute?” - Backstab a partner after assuring them you’d never betray them

“Each betrayal begins with trust”

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Oh Henry! - Bring a snack and/or drink to share at game night

“Mmmm..mmmm.. so tasty!”

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Master of the House - Host a game night

“Ready with a handshake and an open palm”

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Heisenberg - Get another person "addicted" to modern tabletop games

"I am the one who knocks!"

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Michael Scott - Make an inappropriate comment/joke that makes the table cringe

"That's what she said!"

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Rules Lawyer - Catch a rules mistake while playing the game

“You call yourselves the Board Lords and you can’t even play the game right”

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Scorched Earth - Blow out the rest of the competition in a game

“I hope you had fun because no one else did”

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All for One - Win a cooperative board game with teammates

“Teamwork makes the dream work, or something like that”

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Silvertongue - Talk your way out of a potentially devastating or hostile situation

“You know what he's got? He's got charisma”

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Wormtongue - Convince another player to make a move that is not in their best interest AT ALL

“Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth!”

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Agent of Chaos - Play the game in an unintended or unconventional way, effectively “breaking” the game

“Some men just want to watch the world burn”

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Pollen Count Over 9000 - Win an epic Spring game

“It's over 9000!!!!!"

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Autumn Empire - Win an epic Fall game

"The leaves and your enemies were dropping"

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Spring-Loaded & Fall-Proof - Win both the epic Spring and epic Fall games in the same year

"Springing the perfect trap; falling into zero mistakes"

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Benedict Arnold Award Recipient - Voted best traitor and/or spy of the year by the group

“Are you proud of yourself right now?”

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Monte Cristo Award Recipient - Voted best strategic or tactical move of the year by the group

“King’s to you”

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Overall Points Leader - Have the most overall points at the end of a gaming year

“Turns out we never had a chance”

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Summer Slam Champion - Win Summer Slam

“It’s gettin’ hot in here”

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Winter Champion - Win the Winter Championship

“What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!”

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Fire and Ice - Win the Summer Slam and Winter Championship in the same year

“A lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep”

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Three-Peat - Win 3 Championships in a row

“Is anybody gonna stop this guy?”

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Triple Crown - Win Summer Slam, Winter Championship, and be Overall Points Leader in the same year

“Legendary performance”

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The G.O.A.T. - Win the epic Spring game, Summer Slam, epic Fall game, Winter Championship, and be the Overall Points Leader in the same year.

"Greatest of all time. Need I say more?"