Embedded Files
Kingdom Hierarchy
Hidden Achievements
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We the Meeple - Participate in a game night hosted by the Board Lords
“It’s basically a participation trophy”
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Founding Father - You’re an original founder of the Board Lords
“You’re so old, you existed before these achievements did”
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New Kid on the Block- Become a member of the Board Lords
“You gotta start somewhere...”
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Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner - Win 1st place in game night
“What do you want, a cookie?”
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Double Tap - Win 2 consecutive game nights
“Rule #2: Double tap”
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Turkey - Win 3 consecutive game nights
“Turkey for me. Turkey for you.”
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Frank the Tank - Win 5 consecutive game nights
“We’re going streaking!!!”
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Bad Luck Chuck - Worst gaming luck imaginable
“You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!”
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Good Luck Chuck - Best gaming luck imaginable
“Never tell me the odds!”
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Pirate Pistols - You made a move that was unnecessary and downright mean
“Show them your pirate pistols, Ben”
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Wildmaker - Make a big, yuge, enormous, epic move
“That’s what I call big game energy”
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Epic Fail - Make a horrible game move and it's not due to luck or chance
"This one's on you, pal"
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Wood for Sheep - Win 5 negotiation games
“I have no wood for your sheep”
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Lord of War - Win 5 war games
“Only the dead have seen the end of war”
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Ricky Bobby - Win 5 racing games
“If you ain’t first, you’re last”
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Master Flicker - Win 5 dexterity games
“You flick it real good”
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Palpatine - Win 5 hidden traitor games
"Something something dark side of the force..."
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Lady Topanga - Defeat the Lady of the Board in a board game
“She’s the worst”
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Worst to First - Go from last place to first place in a game in epic fashion
“Call an ambulance, but not for me!”
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Butt Goblin - Make an annoyingly lengthy, epic combo
“It just keeps going and going and going…”
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Analysis Paralysis - Take an abnormally long time deciding what to do on your turn
“Is it my turn yet?”
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“Et tu Brute?” - Backstab a partner after assuring them you’d never betray them
“Each betrayal begins with trust”
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Oh Henry! - Bring a snack and/or drink to share at game night
“Mmmm..mmmm.. so tasty!”
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Master of the House - Host a game night
“Ready with a handshake and an open palm”
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Chuck Norris - Win an elite game night
“Chuck Norris can divide by zero”
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Rules Lawyer - Catch a rules mistake while playing the game
“You call yourselves the Board Lords and you can’t even play the game right.”
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Scorched Earth - Blow out the rest of the competition in a game
“I hope you had fun because no one else did”
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All for One - Win a cooperative board game with teammates
“Teamwork makes the dream work, or something like that”
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Wormtongue - Convince another player to make a move that is not in their best interest AT ALL
“Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth!”
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Silvertongue - Talk your way out of potentially devastating or hostile situation
“Kids today might refer to you as the Rizzly Bear”
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Agent of Chaos - Play the game in an unintended or unconventional way, effectively “breaking” the game
“Some men just want to watch the world burn”
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Summer Slam Champion - Win Summer Slam
“It’s gettin’ hot in here”
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Winter Champion - Win the Winter Championship
“What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!”
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Fire and Ice - Win the Summer Slam and Winter Championship in the same year
“A lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep”
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Three-Peat - Win 3 championships in a row
“Is anybody gonna stop this guy?”
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Benedict Arnold Award Recipient - Voted best traitor and/or spy by the group
“Are you proud of yourself right now?”
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Monte Cristo Award Recipient - Voted best strategic or tactical move by the group
“King’s to you”
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Overall Points Leader - Have the most points at the end of a gaming year
“Turns out we never had a chance”
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Triple Crown - Win Summer Slam, the Winter Championship, and be Overall Points Leader in the same year
“G.O.A.T. Status”
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